I would totally watch this Generically Blockbuster movie associated with this Generically Blockbuster trailer!

  The really sad thing is I could completely (and generically) remember/picture every single transition in this trope-filled trailer.

... AND GETTING EXCITED FOR whatever the heck I was imagining in my head.

  It is the Pavlovian response desired by movie makers.  

  Mission Accomplished.  Well played, Hollywood Moguls.  

  Well played.