Flying Spaghetti Monster: the game

Flying Spaghetti Monster: The Game is the tragic story of two star-crossed lovers, Pat and Stevie, and their wacky adventures across America driving in their semi-sentinent mechanical lizard, Charles.

Why are you still reading this?

Just play the game and you will BELIEVE a Flying Spaghetti Monster created this universe!

Or left with just enough reasonable doubt to be unsure.