If I was a rich man....like Bruce Wayne

If I was a rich man, I probably still wouldn't be buying this....But I guess it would be more in the realm of possibility...

First, Batmobile 1966 replica and the cost to transport from the U.K. (link)
Leering fanboy in Purple T-Shirt not included.
Second, Batman 1966 costume to drive the Batmobile around (link)
Would look good even if you are tubby like Adam West in Season 3.

Ok. And this crosses themes... but it is pretty cool.

Rorschach Mask that animates the facial inkblot  (link)


(Thanks for the links to our mysterious benefactor, Dave the Wave)