Z Machine Fusion : Please don't be a hoax!!!

Z machine exceeds two billion degrees Kelvin hotter than the interiors of stars links to a possible way to have fusion power!!!!

The strange thing is that it unexpectedly continues to generate heat when scientists predicted it should have been cooling. It seems as if it has tapped some unknown power source.

More links: LiveScience.org, UK Guardian, Everything2

I don't want this OilPeak thing to affect us. I don't really want to use boring switchgrass as my fuel.

Please let this be real!